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1	Waiter jokes - 16854 - Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!... Read the whole joke	10
2	Waiter jokes - 16855 - A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?... Read the whole joke	12
3	Waiter jokes - 16856 - Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and ... Read the whole joke	12
4	Waiter jokes - 16857 - Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandw... Read the whole joke	13
5	Waiter jokes - 16858 - Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their... Read the whole joke	11
6	Waiter jokes - 25772 - Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.... Read the whole joke	11
7	Waiter jokes - 25773 - Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir... Read the whole joke	10
8	Waiter jokes - 25774 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.... Read the whole joke	11
9	Waiter jokes - 25775 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.... Read the whole joke	10
10	Waiter jokes - 25776 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.... Read the whole joke	12
11	Waiter jokes - 25777 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!... Read the whole joke	12
12	Waiter jokes - 25778 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.... Read the whole joke	11
13	Waiter jokes - 25779 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin brea... Read the whole joke	12
14	Waiter jokes - 25780 - Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.... Read the whole joke	10
15	Waiter jokes - 25781 - Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other ... Read the whole joke	11
16	Waiter jokes - 25782 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear ... Read the whole joke	10
17	Waiter jokes - 25783 - Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be... Read the whole joke	10
18	Waiter jokes - 25784 - Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.... Read the whole joke	10
19	Waiter jokes - 25785 - Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?... Read the whole joke	13
20	Waiter jokes - 25786 - Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!... Read the whole joke	14
21	Waiter jokes - 25787 - Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.... Read the whole joke	10
22	Waiter jokes - 25788 - Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream... Read the whole joke	10
23	Waiter jokes - 25789 - Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?... Read the whole joke	11
24	Waiter jokes - 25790 - Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels i... Read the whole joke	12
25	Waiter jokes - 25791 - Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.... Read the whole joke	9