The Fucking Shit of Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Have you ever smelled moth balls? - Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?... Read the whole joke	6
2	How do you catch a polar bear? - How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, ... Read the whole joke	5
3	How do you catch an elephant? - How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take ... Read the whole joke	5
4	How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg? - How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick.... Read the whole joke	6
5	How do you give a cowboy a hard-on? - How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo... Read the whole joke	5
6	How do you make a cat drink? - How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve... Read the whole joke	6
7	How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in... Read the whole joke	5
8	How to Catch a White Elephant - How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submit... Read the whole joke	6
9	How To Give Your Cat a Pill - How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows... Read the whole joke	6
10	How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mista... Read the whole joke	6
11	How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling ele... Read the whole joke	6
12	How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based... Read the whole joke	5
13	Hungry Snake - Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to... Read the whole joke	6

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Animal World Jokes