The Fucking Shit of Jokes

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1	What do you call a dog with no legs? - What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by M... Read the whole joke	7
2	What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs? - What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky... Read the whole joke	8
3	What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? - What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!... Read the whole joke	8
4	What do you call a sleeping bull? - What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer... Read the whole joke	5
5	What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? - What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger... Read the whole joke	4
6	What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg? - What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.... Read the whole joke	6
7	What do you do with a dog with no legs? - What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.... Read the whole joke	5
8	What do you get if you sleep under a cow? - What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy... Read the whole joke	5
9	What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together? - Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit... Read the whole joke	4
10	What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl? - What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!... Read the whole joke	5
11	What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? - Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle wit... Read the whole joke	5
12	What does a lion call a antelope? - What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica... Read the whole joke	5
13	What does an elephant keep up its trunk? - What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard 'n' half o' snot!... Read the whole joke	6
14	What does an elephant use as a vibrator? - What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.... Read the whole joke	6
15	What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle? - What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"... Read the whole joke	4
16	What has four legs and eight arms? - Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area.... Read the whole joke	5
17	What has two legs and bleeds? - What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.... Read the whole joke	5
18	What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? - What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.... Read the whole joke	6
19	What is grey and comes in quarts? - What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.... Read the whole joke	6
20	What is the difference between a dog and a fox? - What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.... Read the whole joke	8
21	What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito... - What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass.... Read the whole joke	6
22	What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps? - What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!... Read the whole joke	6
23	What's brown and crispy on the outside... - What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A c... Read the whole joke	6
24	What's green and has wheels? - What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels... Read the whole joke	7
25	What's the biggest drawback in the jungle? - What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.... Read the whole joke	4

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Animal World Jokes