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1	Bying a horse - This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend"I know this midget with a speech impe... Read the whole joke	6
2	Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? - Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just co... Read the whole joke	6
3	Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping? - Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog.... Read the whole joke	6
4	Did you hear about the blind skunk... - Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?... Read the whole joke	6
5	Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? - Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months.... Read the whole joke	6
6	Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler? - Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.... Read the whole joke	4
7	Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? - Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent b... Read the whole joke	8
8	Dog washing - A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of la... Read the whole joke	7
9	Elephants - How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.... Read the whole joke	10
10	Elephants II - What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash... Read the whole joke	11
11	Elephants III - How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you ... Read the whole joke	9
12	Elephants IV - How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by... Read the whole joke	9
13	Elephants IX - Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephan... Read the whole joke	10
14	Elephants V - Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.... Read the whole joke	7
15	Elephants VI - How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lu... Read the whole joke	9
16	Elephants VII - What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it...... Read the whole joke	6
17	Elephants VIII - What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant wit... Read the whole joke	6
18	Excerpts from the rural life - A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooste... Read the whole joke	9
19	Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole... - Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old fr... Read the whole joke	4
20	Footless Parrot - Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all a... Read the whole joke	6
21	For all animal lovers out there - For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fi... Read the whole joke	5
22	German Shepard on Golf Course - German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing... Read the whole joke	8
23	Good business - Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one summer day w... Read the whole joke	9
24	Have you ever smelled moth balls? - Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?... Read the whole joke	6
25	How do you catch a polar bear? - How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, ... Read the whole joke	5