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1	A man running a little behind schedule arrives... - A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that... Read the whole joke	6
2	A man takes his dog for a walk in the park... - A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two ... Read the whole joke	6
3	A man takes his sick dog to the vet... - A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down a... Read the whole joke	6
4	A man took his Rottweiler to the vet... - A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for... Read the whole joke	5
5	A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot... - A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is... Read the whole joke	6
6	A miserable rooster - A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and ... Read the whole joke	5
7	A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar... - A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a loa... Read the whole joke	6
8	A New York boy was being led through the swamps... - A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an allig... Read the whole joke	9
9	A police officer came upon a terrible wreck... - A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he lo... Read the whole joke	5
10	A robber was robbing a house... - A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The ... Read the whole joke	5
11	A Second Opinion - A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes... Read the whole joke	4
12	A talking horse - A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had ... Read the whole joke	5
13	A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona... - A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. ... Read the whole joke	6
14	A veterinarian surgeon... - A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick an... Read the whole joke	5
15	A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo... - A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorilla... Read the whole joke	5
16	A woman was thinking about finding a pet... - A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like ... Read the whole joke	7
17	Almost no diffenrence - "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ... Read the whole joke	8
18	An ant and an elephant share a night of romance... - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is d... Read the whole joke	4
19	An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft... - An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down an... Read the whole joke	5
20	An elephant... - An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dah... Read the whole joke	5
21	An irresolvable problem - A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she w... Read the whole joke	4
22	An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing... - An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."T... Read the whole joke	5
23	An old lady owned two monkeys... - An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist."So you wa... Read the whole joke	6
24	At an auction - During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm payi... Read the whole joke	6
25	Beware of dog! - Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! pos... Read the whole joke	8