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1	Seeing Eye Dog - A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man'... Read the whole joke	20
2	Sounds of the Wild - \|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow sa... Read the whole joke	4
3	Steven Wright on dogs - \|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of he... Read the whole joke	6
4	Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo - \|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is ... Read the whole joke	4
5	Test ting lang - Test ting lang din... Read the whole joke	3
6	The 2 Hunters - These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what t... Read the whole joke	6
7	The amazing flying dog - \|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small p... Read the whole joke	6
8	The Bunny and the Snake - Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a ... Read the whole joke	5
9	The cat's chalkboard assignments - \|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a... Read the whole joke	5
10	The Feline Diet - \|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never h... Read the whole joke	5
11	The plumber has arrived - \|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went... Read the whole joke	5
12	The preacher buys a parrot - \|A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.... Read the whole joke	5
13	The story of the bats - \|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of... Read the whole joke	4
14	The three legged chicken - A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legg... Read the whole joke	3
15	There are no dogs allowed here - A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "... Read the whole joke	21
16	There was just a dog fight - \|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?""Yeah, I do... Read the whole joke	6
17	These chickens want books - \|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The ... Read the whole joke	5
18	They're boasting about race records - \|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the l... Read the whole joke	6
19	This dog is acting bad - \|While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's... Read the whole joke	5
20	This is one smart dog - \|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws co... Read the whole joke	5
21	Three very tough mice - \|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says... Read the whole joke	5
22	Two angry neighbors - \|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teac... Read the whole joke	5
23	Two fools are about to go flying - \|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm... Read the whole joke	6
24	Two roaches having a discussion - \|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaura... Read the whole joke	5
25	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ... Read the whole joke	18