Animal Jokes

Home | Most Visited Jokes | Add Joke | Top Rated Jokes | A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

#	Title	Hits
1	elephant sex - Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you... Read the whole joke	7
2	Elephants and Cell-Phones - Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.... Read the whole joke	28
3	Giving Cats Pills - \|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm ... Read the whole joke	8
4	Got Any Grapes? - A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that n... Read the whole joke	28
5	Grape and Elephant - Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine... Read the whole joke	24
6	He is a very smart dog - \|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It... Read the whole joke	6
7	horse - This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!... Read the whole joke	21
8	Horses at the Race - \|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him... Read the whole joke	7
9	I think that I'm a chicken - \|Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this be... Read the whole joke	6
10	I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred - Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old ... Read the whole joke	24
11	I'll use my seeing eye dog - \|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the midd... Read the whole joke	7
12	Installing a Carpet - \|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ... Read the whole joke	6
13	Instrument flying guide for animal lovers - \|Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer. For ... Read the whole joke	3
14	Investigating a terrible accident - \|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey whic... Read the whole joke	4
15	King of the Jungle - Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that becau... Read the whole joke	5
16	Legion Camel #1 - A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pu... Read the whole joke	6
17	Legion Camel #2 - A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ... Read the whole joke	10
18	Legion Camel #3 - A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ... Read the whole joke	7
19	Moles - A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day... Read the whole joke	10
20	Never talk to the parrot - \|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her... Read the whole joke	6
21	Nine things dogs don't understand - \|1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu... Read the whole joke	5
22	Purchasing a new bird - \|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattenti... Read the whole joke	6
23	Question and answer animal jokes - \|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the ... Read the whole joke	6
24	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft... Read the whole joke	19
25	Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car.... Read the whole joke	26