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1 C & W Song Titles!
- The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (Yes, Guys, these are REAL.)1) Drop Kick Me, Jesus...Read the whole joke
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2 Horny Rooster
- A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was ho...Read the whole joke
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3 Wrong suggestion!
- A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does litt...Read the whole joke
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4 Say That Again
- It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Tes...Read the whole joke
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5 I Said the F Word
- A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes into ...Read the whole joke
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6 Mexican Funeral
- Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can...Read the whole joke
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7 Viagra Mickey Finn!
- An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.'What about ...Read the whole joke
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8 Victorias Secret...
- TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN'T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA'S SECRET10. Does this come in children's sizes...Read the whole joke
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9 Termite
- A termite walks into a bar and asks: "is the bartender here?"C'mon...think about it! :)...Read the whole joke
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10 Women Bashing (oh-oh)
- How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the...Read the whole joke
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11 How To Screw Up An Interview
- We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those interviews thinking about wh...Read the whole joke
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12 Super-Duper One-Liners!
- Here's a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? He'...Read the whole joke
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13 More Redneck One-liners!
- You just might be a Redneck if:You've ever tried to drown a fish. You can yell to your mom, "Hey, Au...Read the whole joke
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14 Blonde Joke Jackpot!
- Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the...Read the whole joke
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15 For Cat Lovers.
- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything no...Read the whole joke
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16 Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
- Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth...Read the whole joke
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17 The Origin of Chapstick
- The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local she...Read the whole joke
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18 The snake and the new glasses
- A old snake goes to see his Doctor."Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". ...Read the whole joke
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19 No Sex on the Ark!
- When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals. "Listen up!" Noah said w...Read the whole joke
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20 Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
- A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he s...Read the whole joke
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21 For Atlanta Falcon Fans!
- A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to put the man to work ...Read the whole joke
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22 George W Bush meets Moses!
- George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing ...Read the whole joke
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23 The Flood
- One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters c...Read the whole joke
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24 Scooby Doobie Boobies!
- A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells her, "Ever...Read the whole joke
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25 Fitness Philoshophy - JG style!
- Fitness Philosophy - JokesGalore Style!My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was6...Read the whole joke
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