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1	Computer jokes - To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
2	0 - Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
3	0 - Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
4	0 - My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
5	0 - The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
6	0 - Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
7	0 - How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "la...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
8	0 - A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "To...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
9	0 - Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the prog...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
10	0 - The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
11	0 - Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
12	0 - They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the comput...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
13	0 - The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
14	0 - The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem w...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
15	0 - A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empiri...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
16	0 - How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They try to fix the...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
17	0 - How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedural...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
18	0 - How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBul...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
19	0 - How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
20	0 - How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, provided there's a pr...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
21	0 - A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the comput...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
22	0 - "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Ama...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
23	0 - Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
24	0 - Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noi...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
25	0 - Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped workin...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2